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Gaynalysis: Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama

Let’s be honest, St. Petersburg was a huge letdown for almost everyone involved in IndyCar.  The fact that the cars ran and there were no engine parts scattered along the track were the only real positives to come out of the weekend.  So, when I sat down to watch the Honda Indy Grand Prix of Alabama at Barber Motorsports Park on Sunday I, honestly, wasn’t expecting much.  Barber is a track designed specifically for motorcycle racing, so passing in an IndyCar had been a rare commodity.  Combine past performances at Barber with the new cars performance at St. Pete and the stage was set for a parade and not the good kind that include Moon Pies and beads.  I poured myself a (strong) Fuzzy’s Vodka + SunDrop soda adult beverage thinking a good buzz might make a boring race tolerable.

Credit Marshall Pruett SpeedTV.com

First, the drivers all deserve credit for finally learning how to line up double-file correctly and not wad up their cars in Turn 1.  The start of the race was beautiful.  However, before all the cars had made it through Turn 5 on the first lap, Alex Tagliani’s Lotus had died.  Most issues with the Lotus engines had stemmed from issues with the engine control unit and not from a major mechanical failure.  More of a “wilted Lotus” than a dead one if you will.  New NBC Sports pit reporter and driver Townsend Bell gave a great explanation of just exactly what has been at issue with the Lotus engines.  Because Lotus engine builder Judd has very few engines assembled and ready, they have the ECU tuned to “protect” the engine vs. let it run at 100%.  If the ECU detects an issue with the engine, it cuts the engine off.  This keeps a small issue with the engine from becoming a smoking, fire spewing explosion saving valuable parts and pieces.

On the restart, the drivers, once again, did a masterful restart.  But, those expecting the parade to begin would be in for a shock.  Cars began passing each other…a lot.  It should be stated that NBC Sports Network did an amazing job not only showing passes as they happened but also showing replays of passes for position all through the field.  The best part of the coverage focused on battles deep in the field.  Instead of showing leaders Helio Castroneves and Scott Dixon parading around the track NBC Sports Network spent laps following battles with Marco Andretti and EJ Viso as well as Sebastien Bourdais and Rubens Barrichello later in the race.  I guarantee that ABC would have higher ratings over time if their coverage was on par with NBC Sports Network.  Sunday’s coverage made the poor showing at St. Pete by ABC look even worse.  Also, Bob Jenkins cracks me up.  He trips over his tongue more than a redneck trying to speak Spanish, but it is pure entertainment.  My only nitpick is Simona’s last name is pronounced “dee” Silvestro, not “day” Silvestro.  Oh, and is he drunk during telecasts?

Watching Marco Andretti battle EJ Viso in the early stages of the race was great.  Andretti was driving like a madman.  It wasn’t pretty, but he was hustling the car attempting passes and getting runs all over the track.  Viso, obviously the slower of the two cars, was driving defensively but not obviously blocking.  Major kudos goes to Beaux Barfield for allowing drivers to defend, but putting rules around blocking.  There is a difference and it was visible in the racing.  Most likely Viso’s driving on Sunday would’ve been called blocking in past years, but it was just great racing now.  The rules in place force the drivers to time their moves better and creates more of a “dance” where the former rules created passing, but it wasn’t real racing.

Credit Marshall Pruett SpeedTV.com

Contrasting Andretti’s rough and tumble hustle with Viso is Bourdais and Barrichello.  Exchanges with Bourdais and Barrichello were, frankly, beautiful to watch.  Clean, well-timed, technical passing and racing by two excellent racers.  Though no more or less entertaining to watch, Andretti’s driving looked more GED to Bourdais’ and Barrichello’s Ph.D.  Despite the less than ideal situation and circumstances with Bourdias, his driving has been stellar.  He proves, once again, that real talent can still shine through in poor conditions.  Although Barrichello is in a better team situation that Bourdais, he is technically a rookie in many areas in regards to how IndyCar races work.  But, his ability to drive a car is obvious despite the learning curve.

Green flag conditions would reign from lap 4 until lap 67 when the yellow was brought out for a spin by Katherine Legge.  Legge, while trying to move over to allow faster cars to pass, got into the marbles in Turn 9, spun, and stalled in the gravel pit.  Yes, for the second week in a row Ms. Legge brought out a yellow, but in her defense, her learning curve is the steepest in the field.  It must be noted that watching timing and scoring on-line showed that her lap times improved through the race and were on par with the back 1/3 of the field by the time the checkered flag fell.  Slow, steady improvement is what is needed and is being accomplished.

Credit Marshall Pruett SpeedTV.com

Right now, I am shocked at the less than stellar performance of Justin Wilson with Dale Coyne Racing.  On Sunday, his car was looser than Jenna Jameson after a few cocktails.  I believe he spent the majority of the race in opposite lock.  Actually, loose doesn’t even begin to describe how evil his car looked.  His tires seemed to have been made out of ice cubes.  He managed to hold on most of the race, but ended up spinning in front of Marco Andretti.  Luckily, he didn’t bring out the caution or do any damage.  I am expecting more from Justin in the next few weeks than what has been shown thus far.

At the restart, none other than Will Power was up front.  After starting 9th, Power methodically worked his way up through the field with a fast car and great pit stops.  To the surprise of no one, Power would end up stepping out to a 3.37 second lead in the final 15 laps to win at Barber for the 2nd year in a row. Scott Dixon finished 2nd for the 3rd year in a row, and Helio Castroneves finished 3rd.  Big shockers, right?

One thing is for certain, the race was great.  The tires went away at just the right amounts through the runs.  There was enough differentiation between the setups, the engines, and driver talent to create real, exciting racing.  The key word being racing.  The DW12 proved to have what it takes to be a real racecar.

Like the rest of the motorsports world, IndyCar takes Easter weekend off before heading to Long Beach for one of the most famous races on the schedule, the Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach.  Tune in to NBC Sports Network (please!) at 3:30 ET to catch all the action.

Ross (@therossbynum)

Indycar: As the Firestone Turns #1

Welcome to the very first edition of As the Firestone Turns.  This will be your weekly hot spot for off-track news, pictures, events, interviews, and happenings to keep you connected to the world of Indycar.  Often times, the best stories within the paddock aren’t what is broadcast on television or printed in the local newspaper.  The paddock is full of exciting events, interesting people, and great stories that are never told.  AtFT will connect you to the drivers, new talent, officials, history, and moments that make Indycar awesome.  Special editions will likely occur as I will be live at the track for the 2012 Indianapolis 500 and at the Firestone 550K at Texas Motor Speedway.  So, with that, lets get to it!

This first edition of As the Firestone Turns will bring you up to speed on some of the most recent off-season Indycar happenings via Twitter pictures.  One of the wonderful things about social media outlets such as Twitter is it allows fans instant access to drivers and teams and visa versa.  Luckily, Indycar drivers and teams are excellent at utilizing Twitter to engage and interact with fans.

Credit KV Racing Technology

As we all know, Indycar has a new chassis, the Dallara DW12, for the new season.  For you NASCAR fans, the process of prepping a brand new Dallara for the track is much different than a Roush Ford Fusion.  Just in time for Christmas, teams took delivery of the first 15 DW12′s on December 15th.  Dallara placed them in nice, big present boxes just for added holiday spirit!  Not really, but there is certainly some assembly required as shown by this picture Tweeted by KV Racing Technology.  This is Tony Kanaan’s new racecar.

 

 

 

Credit Will Power

Other than the infamous New Hampshire flying fingers incident, Will Power is known to be one of the most clean-cut and well-mannered drivers in the paddock.  The piercing blue eyes and Australian accent help cement the image he portrays.  However, after Las Vegas, Power apparently lost his razor on the way home and grew quite an impressive beard over the holidays.  Luckily, Will Tweeted this picture when he shaved the beard into an equally impressive 70′s era porn star goatee and side-burn combo.  Bow-chika-wow-wow!

 

Credit Andretti Autosport

After 9 years of the Dallara IR03 chassis, Indycar teams have fleets of the old cars sitting around.  Andretti Autosport Tweeted this picture from inside their shop showing off a couple of cars that have interesting histories.  In this photo is the #7 Motorola liveried chassis that Danica Patrick drove to victory at Twin-Ring Motegi as well as the #39 Michael Andretti drove in his last Indianapolis 500 in 2007.

Credit Alex Tagliani

Alex Tagliani is a busy man this offseason.  The 2011 Indianapolis 500 pole sitter, landed a ride with 2011 Indianapolis 500 winning team Bryan Herta Autosport for 2012.  Earlier this week, Tagliani was at Miami-Homestead Speedway testing the Lotus test car on the road course at the venue.  However, from the looks of his Tweet, Tags was in the Land-O-Giants not South Florida.  The shower head in the bathroom was apparently mounted to accommodate those of Yao Ming stature.

 

 

 

 

Credit Alex Tagliani

Not long after the above shower Tweet, Alex got his first taste of the new Dallara DW12 chassis.  One big adjustment has been the switch to ceramic brakes.  One of the first things drivers have mentioned after driving the new car is the immense stopping power the new brakes have and how it takes to get used to them.  These are certainly not the brakes on your Mom’s Malibu.  According to Tagliani, this is the “Ceramic Brake Face”.  Let’s just hope none the drivers get stuck like this!

 

 

 

 

Credit Graham Rahal

Most of the new DW12′s that have seen on-track activity have sported blank carbon-fiber panels or have been painted in manufacturer colors.  As the season draws closer, cars are assembled, and testing ramps up, the new liveries for 2012 show begin to show their new shiny sides.  Graham Rahal Tweeted this picture of his 2012 NTB/Service Central scheme.  I think it will look very nice going 220+ at Indy.

There you have it, the first edition and trial-run of As the Firestone turns and a quick Twitter photo update on a few of the off-season activities.  Feedback is always welcome and is it up to you, the fan and loyal reader, to help AtFT grow and develop with the content you want to see!

Ross (@therossbynum)

Indycar Finale Pre-Race Thoughts

Well folks, it is the season finale of the Indycar 2011 season.  As I sit in the media center, I just wanted to pass along some pre-race thoughts on today and some items to look for.

1.)  All 4 Andretti Autosport entries qualified in the Top 10.  Look for Danica to be more aggressive than usual in her last race as a full-time Indycar driver, and look for all Andretti entries to be fast.

2.)  Ed Carpenter, the race winner at Kentucky, qualified 3rd in the Sarah Fisher Racing #67.  This is the highest qualifying effort for SFR in their history.  Tomas Scheckter is starting 23rd in the #57 Angies List Special entry.  Expect to see him on the high side with bold moves early and often.

3.)  Alex Tagliani, in Dan Wheldon’s former ride, qualified in the 4th position.  Bryan Herta Autosport has shown it has what it takes to win, so look for Tagliani to stay near the front today.

4.)  After his horrible practice crash, James Jakes will be racing a pieced together car with parts donated to Dale Coyne Racing from KV Racing Technology-Lotus.  His car will look like a 4th KV entry.  Keep your eye out for any issues with this car as it has had no practice time since the accident.

5.)  Rookie Wade Cunningham finished 7th at Kentucky and qualified strong in 12th here in Las Vegas.  He has proven to be a great wheelman in Indy Lights at ovals, so expect him to race well today.  A great race could bode well for a full-time ride in 2012.

6.)  Buddy Rice will be starting in 33rd after his qualifying time was disallowed for running below the yellow line on his qualifying attempt.  Panther Racing is strong on ovals, Buddy Rice is strong on ovals, and together they finished 9th at Kentucky.  Expect Rice to move towards the front quickly.

7.)  Of course we should all watch Mr. Dan Wheldon as he vies for $5million dollars.  He has not shown much speed this weekend, so the race should be a challenge.  I know the lucky fan partnered with Wheldon that will receive $2.5million if he wins is hoping he finds speed.

8.)  3-wide?  4-wide?  It will happen, guaranteed.  Keep your fingers crossed for a safe race despite the hair-raising action.

9.)  Since this is the last race for the current Dallara, expect teams to go all out with no-holds-barred strategy and moves.  The gloves will definitely be off today.

Tune in to ABC at 3EST and 12PST for the race.  You don’t want to miss this…

Ross (@driverswanted07)