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The Out of the Tunnel Podcast Show 46

This week I am flying solo – Adam is sick and Hannah is still on permanent assignment.

Kenseth and Kahne battle for an almost identical finish to what we saw in Vegas, Kyle and Joey wreck, Happy Harvick isn’t happy and Brad makes a comeback.

All that, plus, the pathetic turnout by The Worstboro Baptist Church, Rutledge Wood wins at Long Beach and Scott Speed wins gold.

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Matt Kenseth holds off charging Kasey Kahne for STP 400 win

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Matt Kenseth likened his victory in the STP 400 to a game of musical chairs—you had to be leading when the music stopped.

If you looked at statistics alone, you’d say that Kenseth dominated Sunday at Kansas Speedway in the eighth NASCAR Sprint Cup Series race of the season. After all, Kenseth won the event from the pole and led 163 of the 267 laps.

In reality, Kenseth prevailed in a race of extraordinary strategic complexity, with divergent approaches shuffling and reshuffling the running order until an opportune caution on Lap 218 put Kenseth back in the lead at just the right time.

Nonetheless, it took all of Kenseth’s consummate skill to hold off fast-closing Kasey Kahne, who narrowed what had been a lead of more than one second to .151 seconds at the finish. Jimmie Johnson ran third, followed by Martin Truex Jr. and Clint Bowyer.

The victory was Kenseth’s second at Kansas, his second of the season and the 26th of his career. The driver of the No. 20 Toyota has won both races at Kansas since the track was repaved last year.

“It was kind of like musical chairs,” Kenseth said. “You had to be out front when the music stopped. Our car was very fast in clean air. It was reasonable in dirty air, but it wasn’t quite good enough to catch all them guys and pass ‘em (in traffic).

“Thankfully, I had a couple of really crazy-good restarts for some reason and made up some ground and got us back in position.”

Kahne started 27th, but the speed in his No. 5 Chevrolet SS belied the qualifying effort. Kahne’s crew tightened up the handling of his car for the final run, but not quite enough. There was a sense of déjà vu for Kahne, who chased Kenseth to the finish line Mar. 10 at Las Vegas.

“We were very close at the end, battling with Matt,” Kahne said. “Felt like Vegas all over again, just kind of felt like really similar to that in how I could catch him but couldn’t really do anything once I got close. It made my car a little bit looser. So I tried a few things there, and he kind of blocked those spots and went those directions and gained the speed that I (had), and then we were even again.

“It was tough, but we still had a great race.”

Defending Cup champion Brad Keselowski came home sixth, despite sustaining heavy damage to his rear bumper when the field checked up on the first lap.

That damage had far-reaching effects—so much so that it changed the complexion of the race on Lap 218. The rear bumper cover from Keselowski’s No. 2 Ford dislodged, causing the eighth caution—right after Ricky Stenhouse Jr., Dale Earnhardt Jr., Carl Edwards and Greg Biffle had made green-flag pit stops.

But since all lead-lap cars came to pit road under the yellow, those four drivers were able to regain the lead lap through wave-arounds. Kenseth led the field to the restart on Lap 225, with Truex beside him and Hendrick teammates Johnson and Kahne on the second row.

Kenseth pulled away after the restart, and Kahne charged into the second spot. On Lap 236, Johnson passed Truex for the third position. That’s the order in which they ran to the finish.

With his third-place finish, Johnson opened a 37-point lead in the Cup standings over second-place Kahne, who gained five spots. Johnson is 38 points ahead of Keselowski in third.

Keselowski position in the standings reflects a 25-point penalty levied after the Apr. 13 race at Texas, where NASCAR confiscated the rear axle housings of both Penske Racing cars and subsequently levied penalties on the organization. Penske has appealed, but Keselowski won’t regain the 25 points unless the appeal is upheld.

Note: For the third straight race, a driver won from the pole. The last time that happened was 1985 (Bill Elliott at Michigan, Dale Earnhardt at Bristol and Elliott at Darlington)

International News Briefs *pic-less*

As I sit here like a bum watching Grand-Am sportscars from Road Atlanta and IndyCar qualifying from the Long Beach GP, I figured I’d give y’all some updates from around the world of racing – now that I’m less swamped from finals!

F1 season results so far

Kimi Raikkonen won the opening Australian GP for Lotus ahead of Alonso’s Ferrari and Vettle rounding out the podium in the Red Bull.

Red Bull Racing had a dominant weekend in Malaysia taking the top two positions, followed by Lewis Hamilton’s Mercedes.

The Chinese GP brought some struggles for Red Bull with neither car showing on the podium. The race was won by Alonso, followed by Raikkonen and Hamilton.

So far this weekend in Bahrain, the Mercedes team have continued their good form with Hamilton and Nico Rosberg showing well in practice, and Rosberg taking pole for tomorrow’s race in the gloriously unstable country.  No threats to the safety of F1 personnel have been apparent, but some violent protests have occurred in nearby neighborhoods – and eery reminder of the things we’ve had in common with the Middle East this last week.*

Hamilton made a good move leaving McLaren

Everyone is in agreement now in their praise of Lewis Hamilton choosing to leave McLaren for Mercedes this year.  Vodafone McLaren Mercedes is still struggling to get a handle on the quickly-degrading Pirelli tires.  Both Lewis and Nico continue to fight for podiums if not wins week in and week out.

Kiwis dominate the V8 Supercar Series -results so far-

You’ll remember Craig Lowndes and Kiwi Shane van Gisbergen took the race wins at the season opening Clipsal 500, but the Kiwi domination continued at the Australian GP support races with the Giz, Fabian Coulthard, and rookie Scott McLaughin sharing the four race wins between them.

Round 3 at Symmons Plains Raceway saw the same pattern with Fabian Coulthard taking two of three race wins, and fellow Kiwi Jason Bright (of Darrell Waltrip’s Bathurst lap fame) taking his first win in a couple years in his Brad Jones Racing VF Commodore.

Last time out at Pukekohe Park in New Zealand (the series’ first time back in many years) only saw Jamie Whincup’s Red Bull Racing Australia Commodore and Will Davison’s Ford Performance Racing Falcon spoil the Kiwi party winning race two and three respectively. Scott McLaughin got his second win of his rookie year in race one, while Jason Bright continued his good run to win race four.

Nissan Motorsports and Erebus Racing both made some improvements at Pukekohe and actually began showing good lap times toward the front of the grid in practice.

Grand-Am and IMSA announce unified series

A while back, NASCAR-owned Grand-Am Rolex Sports Car Series and IMSA sanctioned American LeMans Series announced that 2014 would bring a unified sports car racing platform in the U.S. called United Sports Car Racing.

So far, Grand-Am’s Daytona Prototype Class will be combined with ALMS P2 category as the series’ flagship prototype class. LMPC cars will be kept as well, and both the premier GT classes from both series will be kept.

The organization is already working on class structure amendments for 2015 and rules packages for 2016.

There will be an upcoming article about Grand-Am and ALMS/World Endurance Championship season progress.

British Touring Car Championship stays consistent

MG KX Momentum and Honda Yuasa Racing have both gotten great starts to the season at Brands Hatch a few weeks ago with MG’s British touring car legend Jason Plato taking the first two race wins, and Honda’s own touring car legend Matt Neal taking race three.

This weekend the series is at Donnington Park.  Honda Yuasa Racing’s reigning champion Gordon Shedden has pole for race one, and sister team Pirtek Racing (also running Honda Civics built by Team Dynamics, aka Honda Yuasa Racing) is pacing the field in practice.

Stay tuned for race updates later this weekend, as well as a profile of what the BTCC is all about later this month.

World Touring Car Championship sees consistency and drama

The WTCC has held their first round a couple weeks ago at Monza in Italy.  Pacesetters and race winners are same-old same-old, being dominated by the Ray Mallock Limited Chevrolet Cruze team and driver Yvan Muller winning both races.

Drama occurred in qualifying when Lada driver Alexei Dudukalo made a huge mistake and outbraked himself going into the first chicane, crashing into his own teammate, touring car legend James Thompson.  Thommo’s car was damaged so badly that both cars had to miss the races because the cars could not be repaired in time.

Dudukalo was soon fired by the Lukoil Lada team and replaced for the remainder of the season by Mikhail Koslovsky starting at round two in Marrakech, Morocco.

Marrakech saw drama as well, with multiple crashes happening throughout practice, qualy, and the two races due to the extremely fast, yet tight, nature of the street circuit.

Races were won by Michel Nykjaer’s privateer Chevrolet Cruze and Pepe Oriola’s Seat Leon.

Also stay tuned for a similar profile post about the WTCC later this month.

Out of the Tunnel Podcast – 45

This week special guest Toby Christie filled in for Adam who’s under the weather.  Toby writes for Sicknissified.com and he’s on a weekly NASCAR Radio show called The Final Lap.   You can follow Toby on Twitter – @Tobilical

Toby and I talked about all the action in Texas.  Oh, the drama from The pre-race inspection failured by Penske and the post-race comments by Mad-Brad.  Kyle’s dominance and Truex’s post-race failure.

Plus we talk about the amazing truck race in Rockingham and a scary moment in the Nationwide Race.

And of course, your favorite segment…. What’s Up Your Butt.

Lastly, I thanked ALL of the amazing people who donated to support me in the AIDS walk… we raised over $3,200 and were one of top fundraisers in this year’s walk….. I couldn’t have done it without YOU!

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Busch caps perfect weekend with Cup win at Texas

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The record book will say that Kyle Busch won the NRA 500 on Saturday night.

If truth be known, Busch started the process on Friday afternoon and applied the coup de grace with 20 laps left on Saturday evening.

Yes, Busch capped a perfect weekend when he took the checkered flag .508 seconds ahead of runner-up Martin Truex Jr. But Busch’s first NASCAR Sprint Cup Series victory at Texas, his second of the season and the 26th of his career started with a pole-winning run on Friday that afforded him the luxury of picking the No. 1 pit stall.

At the race’s crucial juncture, under the final caution for debris in Turn 4, Busch used a lightning-fast pit stop and the pit stall position closest to the exit from pit road to grab the top spot for the final restart. Truex restarted on the outside and struggled to maintain contact with the race winner.

Though he gained ground in the closing laps, Truex ran out of time.

During post-race inspection, Truex’s No. 56 Toyota failed the height-stick test and was deemed too low in the front. The car will be taken to NASCAR’s research-and-development center in Concord, N.C. for further examination.

Carl Edwards was third, followed by Greg Biffle and Joey Logano, who barely made the starting grid and rallied for an unexpected top five.

Busch, who won Friday night’s Nationwide Series race after claiming the pole, finished off the seventh Nationwide/Cup sweep of his career, a NASCAR record–and all because of the final pit stop.

“It feels good–oh, man,” Busch exulted after climbing from his car. “(Crew chief) Dave Rogers and these guys gave me a great piece today. We ran up front all day long. But if it wasn’t for my pit crew, the most awesome group ever–since 2008 we’ve been together, haven’t had any changeover–man, those guys are just awesome.

“They pulled out one heck of a stop right there at the end to put us up front, to give us that lead, and we were able to bring it home.”

Busch led a race-high 171 laps to 142 for Truex, who was beyond disappointed with the second-place result.

“We started near the front and had a decent car at the beginning, but not great,” Truex said. “We worked on it all night and got it to where it was the best car out there. The last caution came out, and we got beat out of the pits, and that was the race. It was pretty frustrating to run second again. I feel like we’ve been in this boat and this position a bunch of times.

“Nothing about it is much fun. At the same time, it was a good run for us. We had a great weekend. Had a good race car all weekend long, and we learned a lot about things we can use in the future. Just running second sucks, especially when you’re that fast. So (I’m) a little bit frustrated right now.”

Nor would Truex use Busch’s No. 1 pit stall as an excuse.

“We came in with the lead,” Truex said. “I still feel like we should have been able to beat him out. I don’t know what happened there, but it wasn’t even close. I was three (car-lengths) behind, so it wasn’t all pit position, it was other things on our end…

“It’s so hard to get in position to win these races. It is so hard to make your car good enough to beat Jimmie Johnson and Carl Edwards and Kyle Busch and all these guys; and we had that tonight. We’ve got to get better at taking advantage of that. That’s where we’re missing, and that’s what we need to work on. So that’s why I’m upset. Second is a great accomplishment, but it’s not what we’re here for.”

Truex streaked away from the field after a restart on lap 229 and opened a lead of more than 2.5 seconds over Busch. That advantage grew to more than four seconds before a worn-out right front tire threatened Truex’s winning chances.

As Truex brought his No. 56 Toyota to pit road under green on Lap 280, however, David Gilliland turned Marcos Ambrose’s Ford on the backstretch to cause the sixth caution of the night. As the yellow flew, Jeff Burton ran into the back of Mark Martin’s Toyota and spun into the inside wall.

Since both Truex and Busch were already on pit road when NASCAR called the caution, they remained in the lead for a restart on Lap 291. Truex opened a lead once again before a Lap 314 caution for debris in Turn 4 slowed the field again and allowed the lead-lap cars to pit for four tires.

Busch won the race off pit road, and that proved decisive, as he sped away after a restart on Lap 319 and made a bridesmaid of Truex for the sixth time since his only Sprint Cup victory on June 4, 2007.

Trouble started early for the Penske Racing Fords of reigning series champion Brad Keselowski and Logano. NASCAR confiscated the rear-end housings of the cars, forcing the teams to make a change before the race.

Keselowski made it to the grid in time for the start, but Logano’s car was late presenting itself on pit road and had to start from the rear.

“It is just something that is not in the spirit of the rules,” NASCAR vice president of competition told the Sporting News in explaining the violation. If penalties are forthcoming, they will be announced next week.

Nevertheless, both drivers rallied from a lap to down to post top-10 finishes. Keselowski came home ninth and remained second in the Cup standings, nine points behind Jimmie Johnson, who ran sixth on Saturday.

Odd File: Joe Jonas in Ricky Bobby’s Firesuit

There has been no shortage of fans using social media to invite their celebrity crushes out on dates or to the prom.

When Shaina Kolie posted a video asking Joe Jonas to attend her Sorority’s Formal Dance, she didn’t expect any response from the pop-star…. she certainly didn’t expect him to make a video of his own inviting her to his concert in Chicago.

Jonas put on Ricky Bobby’s Fire Suit and posted this odd but funny video to YouTube.

 

 

 

IndyCar: Television Ratings #1 Issue Facing the Sport

Reader Warning:  Please remove any rose-colored glasses before reading.

IndyCar television ratings suck.  Let’s be honest.  Yes, most fans are fully aware of this, but I want you to really let that sink in.  IndyCar ratings have struggled for years now, but they have certainly taken a plunge since the series switched to Versus, now NBC Sports Network, 5 years ago.  Let’s take a look at some cold, hard facts.

The 2013 season opening race at St. Petersburg saw 388,000 sets tuned in.  The least populated state in the United States, Wyoming, has just over 576,000 inhabitants.  So, fewer people than the least populated state in the US watched the race in St. Petersburg.   Or, it’s as if every person in Wichita, KS tuned in, but nobody else in the US did.  IndyCar is further off the radar screen when it’s on NBCSN than a North Korean rocket trying to hit a target.   Abysmal.

Through my research and digging through news and press releases on-line over the years, I’ve found that in 2009, when IndyCar switched over to Versus, average viewership was 315,000.  This represented a 59.5% drop from 2008 when ESPN/ESPN2 coverage averaged 778,000 viewers (still shitty).  In 2010 the number increased 16% to 366,000.  2011 saw a 10% increase over 2010 to 402,000 average viewers.  In 2012, the numbers tumbled to 292,000 average viewers, lower than the first year on Versus, a 37% drop from 2011.  Last year even viewership on ABC was down 17% from 2011.  Through 2 races this year viewership is up 13% to 328,000.  Amazing…viewership is barely over what it was in 2009, the first year Versus/NBCSN broadcast IndyCar.  Some people are calling that progress.  I don’t think so.  That’s terrible!

IndyCar Average Viewership 2009-2012

In the world of my everyday job, people through the organization are given goals, tasks, assignments, and targets they must meet.  If in 5 years you had not improved your results, you’d be fired.  Actually, you would’ve been fired a long time ago and wouldn’t have made it 5 years.  It’s even looks more dismal when you’re trying to grow something from nothing.  Any improvement would look huge.  A 50% improvement would seem gigantic, but your numbers would still suck.  A 10% increase just wouldn’t cut it.  If you tripled ratings the ratings on NBCSN they would be, what I would consider, barely acceptable.

I’ve heard it all.  “We know improvements need to be made.”  “We are working hard to grow the sport.”  “The folks at NBCSN do a good job.”  “There is a plan.”  “NBCSN is a great partner.”  However, this “great partner” is killing the sport by the way of a slow, painful death like starving an animal, not by cutting food off entirely, but by giving it a little bit less food each day.  The food IndyCar isn’t getting is sponsorship money.

Let me pose this question to you.  If you were running a company with millions of dollars to spend on marketing, would you want to dump that money into an IndyCar team when the reach of would only be to a group of people the size of Wichita, KS?  I sure wouldn’t.  The ROI (Return on Investment) has to be terrible.  You’d be better off making a commercial and buying an advertising slot on a hit television show.  I would even go as far as saying you’d have more people seeing an advertisement for your business if you bought a billboard on the side of Interstate 10 in downtown Houston for a month.  Yes, I know IndyCar sponsorship is (or it should be) more than slapping a sticker on the sidepod of a Dallara chassis, but by sheer number of customers seeing your product, IndyCar couldn’t be the way to go.

Townsend Bell, who apparently has been shopping a deal to run the Indianapolis 500 this year, stated this past weekend at Barber that it’s been very difficult to try and find a team to partner with to run the race.  Why?  He stated it’s because the teams don’t have the sponsorship base that they used to.  This means primary sponsorship isn’t the only piece missing.  The smaller associate sponsorships have evaporated as well weakening the operating base for teams.  I can count quite a few sponsors that have disappeared recently including Dad’s Root Beer, Z-Line Designs, Dollar General, William Rast, Telemundo, and Geico just to name a few.  Before this season started, it was stated that the amount of money needed to run full-time in 2011 won’t cut it in 2013.  The costs have gone up.  Unfortunately, the television ratings haven’t increased along with it to justify increased investment.

Yes, the economy is to blame for part of the sponsorship evaporation, but that’s not the only factor.  For example, Dollar General left IndyCar and jumped head-first into NASCAR sponsorship.  It’s more lucrative.  The same goes for Geico.  They are the full-time sponsor for Casey Mears in Sprint Cup.  If IndyCar television ratings were at a point to where they provided a greater ROI, sponsors wouldn’t pull out.  They’d say, “We get great returns on this.  Even though the economy is struggling, pulling this sponsorship would have a greater negative effect on our business than continuing the sponsorship.”

IndyCar simply can’t continue down this path and expect to be healthy, grow, and thrive.    If it were left up to me my initial response would be to pull a Donald Trump and give the network the boot.  It’s not like that could be done in reality as IndyCar has a 10 year (!) contract with NBCSN.  But can IndyCar survive another 5 years on NBCSN?  I’m not sure.  Furthermore, I haven’t even gotten into the whole bit about how a lot of people don’t have the channel.  Some folks have to pay extra because it’s on a higher-level package, or it’s so high up in the channel guide nobody ventures up there.  How often to you go to channel 600+?  Heck, I have to pay extra for a cruddy sports package that includes the Tennis and Golf channels to get NBCSN and it’s not even in HD.  It’s such poor quality you can barely make out the sponsorship logos on the cars.  Meanwhile, NASCAR is on channel 5 in eye-searing HD.

There’s no arguing that IndyCar racing is amazing, but it’s a bit like the old saying about the tree falling in the forest.  If no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?  It doesn’t matter how great the racing is if nobody is watching.    The ratings speak for themselves and have for quite some time.  Am I being negative?  Nope.  Am I being a realist?  Yes.

Ross (@therossbynum)

NASCAR: I Lost the Plot

Buckle up boys and girls, this could be a bumpy ride.

First, let me start by saying that I grew up a NASCAR fan.  While IndyCar always interested me, it wasn’t my first love.  On any given Sunday you would most likely find me on the floor of my parents living room watching a NASCAR race.  I was a huge Bobby Labonte fan.  His lime green (which is my favorite color) Interstate Batteries Pontiac Grand Prix was the coolest car ever in my eyes.  Growing up all I ever wanted to drive was a 2-door Grand Prix GTP in red.  However, after Bobby Labonte won his championship in 2000, I started to lose the plot in NASCAR.  13+ years later, I rarely watch NASCAR.  What happened?

I asked myself this question after watching the end of last Sunday’s NASCAR race at Autoclub Speedway.  Keep in mind, this was just after I watched the IndyCar season opener at St. Petersburg.  As I pondered the question in my head, it all suddenly started to make sense.

I just don’t get NASCAR anymore.  Period.  The cookie-cutter tracks are boring.  The races are too long.  I have stuff to do and can’t spend 3 ½ hours in front of the television every weekend.  The season is too long.  You never have a chance to miss it because it never really goes away.  Most of the drivers, save Tony Stewart and Brad Keselowski, have little to no personality.  Jimmie Johnson is so inoffensive it offends me.  Fans clamor over Dale Earnhardt Jr. who, until this season, had no reason, other than his last name, to be more popular than someone named Bob Smith. The on track retaliation is dangerous no matter how safe the cars may seem.  Although IndyCar racecars are fundamentally different, IndyCar fans know the extreme danger of wrecks and don’t delight in seeing them, especially at an oval track.  One would think NASCAR fans would feel the same after the death of Dale Earnhardt, the recent crash at Daytona, and the injury of Denny Hamlin at Fontana.  Plus, the feuding between drivers is typically childish.  I love to see drivers show personality, but fighting on pitlane?  When did grown men turn into middle-school girls?  The next thing I know they’ll be weave laying all over pitlane after the next scuffle.

The strange part is the crashing and fights is what is making NASCAR popular and the ratings go up.  Nobody really seems to car that the racing is often times subpar.  They are just waiting on the next car to smack the wall and fight to breakout.    To me, this is no different from the WWE’s manufactured drama through violence.  I love racing for the racing, so this doesn’t resonate with me.

To me though, there is a cultural difference between IndyCar and NASCAR.  This is not meant to sound snooty.  I grew up in the middle of redneck central…South Mississippi.  My uncles raced at local dirt tracks, and when I think of the people that attended the races and raced, the things that got them fired up were typically crashes and fights.  I’ve seen more guys that had fewer teeth than tires on their car try to beat each other up than I can count over something inane that happened on the track.  Fans loved it.  The fans at that local track are NASCAR fans.  That’s not to say all NASCAR fans are rednecks, but I know for certain those folks aren’t watching IndyCar.  The local NASCAR sanctioned short-track in Houston readily advertises the crashes.  Actually, I’m not even sure they race.  The whole commercial is a reel of spinning cars and tire smoke with some guy, who probably also does Monster Truck Rally commercials, saying random adjectives in an exaggerated voice like “THRILLS, CRASHES, SPEEEEEEED”.  Oh, and Cokes and Hot Dogs are a dollar.  He says that a lot.  I just don’t get it anymore.

NASCAR will get tons of publicity from the fights, injuries, and crashes.  Some say that all press is good press.  I think Lindsay Lohan, for example, would tend to disagree.  However, we somehow all know what Lindsay’s is up to.  The bigger the train wreck she becomes, the bigger her name gets, but at the end of the day she’s worse off than she was despite all the publicity.  I view NASCAR in the same light these days.  All I hear about is everything but the racing.  That’s not good, and I don’t think it’s sustainable long-term.

Don’t get me wrong, IndyCar has so many issues Vogue magazine is jealous.  But, despite all the administrative drama and the childish team owners, the product on the track is great.  It’s similar but different than NASCAR.  IndyCar’s drama masks an awesome product while NASCAR’s drama masks a subpar product.  The only difference is NASCAR’s drama gets people to watch.

Truth be told, I probably will never be a big NASCAR fan again.  What the series would need to do to appease me they would never do in my lifetime, so I will be nothing more than a casual observer.  But, if NASCAR continues down the path they’re on, I hope they do one thing…let Tony Stewart beat the shit out of someone.

Ross (@therossbynum)

Out of the Tunnel Show 44

Matinsville delivered short-track goodness….. some great racing and just enough drama to satisfy us drama-queens.

This week Adam and I talk about the race…. the wrecks, the retaliation…. all that plus some praise for Danica and a tribute to the late Roger Ebert.

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Jimmie Johnson dominates Martinsville for his eighth win at the track

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Jimmie Johnson made eight the easy way.

Leading 346 of 500 laps in Sunday’s STP Gas Booster 500 at Martinsville Speedway, Johnson racked up his eighth NASCAR Sprint Cup Series win at the .526-mile short track and the 62nd win of his career. For the second straight event at Martinsville, Johnson won from the pole.

Clint Bowyer ran second, followed by Jeff Gordon, Kasey Kahne and Kyle Busch.

The first repeat winner through six 2013 Cup races, Johnson regained the series lead by six points over sixth-place finisher and defending champion Brad Keselowski.

If a victory at a short track can ever be called a walk in the park, Johnson enjoyed a Sunday stroll from start to finish. At no point in the race did he run below fifth.

“I think the fact that we had just such a calm weekend was the biggest part,” Johnson said. “It’s easy to start chasing things here and get yourself off track. We always race well, and fortunately here you pit a lot and you can make big changes to your race car to get you in the ballgame.

“We’ve won races where we were just terrible to start the race, having no fun. (Crew chief) Chad (Knaus) is throwing spring rubbers in the car and the track bar is coming up or down, wedge in and out, all those huge, huge changes, and we get ourselves in contention.

“I don’t know where we were – someone said the worst I was on the track today was fourth [actually, fifth]. We just executed from the first laps in practice to where we were at the end of the race, and that was fun. We weren’t chasing a setup or track conditions or a variety of things that we’ve done in the past.”

Danica Patrick ran 12th in her first visit to Martinsville, her career-best Cup finish at an open-motor race track. Patrick was the top finisher from Stewart-Haas Racing.

NASCAR red-flagged the race on Lap 487, after the brakes failed on Kurt Busch’s No. 78 Chevrolet SS and sent the car hard into the Turn 1 wall. The car rolled along the fence, spewing flames from beneath the hood.

Busch had the presence of mind to trigger his fire extinguisher before the exited the car and climbed from the driver’s-side window apparently none the worse for the flames.

After the stoppage, Johnson led the field to a restart on Lap 493 with Bowyer beside him in the outside lane. But Johnson pulled away over the final eight laps to beat Bowyer to the finish line by .628 seconds.

To say that Hendrick Motorsports in general and Johnson in particular have a handle on Martinsville is a massive understatement. Johnson gave owner Rick Hendrick his 20th Martinsville victory, breaking a tie with Petty Enterprises for most ever at the paper-clip shaped speedway.

“There’s just certain tracks where the drivers that Hendrick has had over the past, as well as now—and just our race cars—it just really suits that,” said Gordon, who had a strong car on long runs but couldn’t keep up with his teammate over the short haul. “Qualifying up front really can be huge here.

You get a driver like Jimmie and a team like the 48—or ours as well, or the 15 (Bowyer)—you put them on the pole in that No. 1 pit stall (closest to the exit from pit road), and it’s going to be really, really hard to beat them.”

Bowyer’s winning chances suffered a blow during an 11-car incident on Lap 180. As caution flew for a crash on the backstretch, Bowyer ran into Jamie McMurray’s Chevrolet, which had checked up suddenly off Turn 4, and was clobbered from behind by his Michael Waltrip Racing teammate, Martin Truex Jr.

Bowyer had been strong in practice but qualified 15th and felt the mediocre performance in time trials had hurt him.

“I qualified bad, got ourselves back there, got it wrecked—got it tore up on both ends,” Bowyer said. “You get up there, and you’re door-to-door with the 48 that’s been enjoying clean sailing all day long, you look at him, and it’s ready to go back to the next short track.

“Mine is all tore to hell and ready to go put a new body on it. You know what you’re up against. You want to say, ‘Bad luck,’ and everything else, but you make a lot of your own luck. We did a lot of things well this week but missed it in qualifying and ultimately paid the price.”

Patrick, who started the race at the rear of the field because of an engine change, restarted 20th from the outside lane on Lap 369 and promptly dropped five spots as cars in the inside lane freight-trained her.

But Patrick patiently and methodically drove back to the 17th position and was running there when Brian Vickers cut a tire and spun on Lap 448 to cause the 10th caution of the afternoon.

The yellow gave drivers a much-needed opportunity to pit for new tires. Out first after the stops, Johnson led the field to green on Lap 459 with Gordon beside him. Yellow flew again shortly when chain-reaction contact between Vickers, Patrick and Dale Earnhardt Jr. sent Earnhardt spinning in Turn 4.

Johnson passed Earnhardt as the driver of the No. 88 Chevrolet tried to re-fire and right his car, putting Earnhardt a lap down. Earnhardt finished 24th and fell from first to third in points, 12 behind Johnson, his Hendrick Motorsports teammate.

Notes: The 346 laps led are the most for Johnson in a single race in his career. Johnson also became the seventh driver in Cup history to lead 2,000 or more career laps at Martinsville. His total now stands at 2,327. … Despite fighting the handling of his No. 11 Toyota for much of the afternoon — and despite a snafu on pit road when he left before his left-front tire was mounted – Mark Martin salvaged a 10th-place finish subbing for injured Denny Hamlin.

 

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