Early Saturday, Spencer Pratt, the President of the NAAD (The National Association of Asshats and Douchebags) announced that their organization has severed all ties with NASCAR driver Kurt Busch.
“Busch really made all asshats look bad last weekend at Homestead,” said Pratt. “It ain’t easy being this big of a douche and Kurt’s actions do not represent the good hard working asshats in America today.”
The NAAD had already fined Busch earlier this year when he sucked face with his girlfriend at Infineon Raceway. At that time, NAAD Vice President Tim Tebow said that Busch was, “gross,” adding, “no one wanted to see that.”
Reached for comment late Saturday, Busch said was grateful for all his years of being an Asshat but acknowledged it was time to move on. “I put in call to the folks at the HASA (Human Anal Swab Association) and we are hoping to have a deal to announce next week when I’m not on the stage at the Championship Banquet in Vegas”
- satire contributed to this article